Longshoremen Fit Only For Nightmares
We've gathered together today
To send Henry Farnham away
To somewhere he won't want to stay
We think it unpleasant and vile
To be stuck with his cunning and guile
And answer his smarm with a smile
We hope there are none who object
Yet somehow we've come to expect
That our plan is inclined to be wrecked
To hamstring him first we're agreed
That we'll tie up his gizzard with greed
And burn out his ears with all speed
We'll tar him and feather him too
And leave his address at the zoo
Embossed on a dead kinkajou
We've made Henry Farnham our prey
But something we'd all like to say:
The thought of him summons dismay
The thought of his flesh and his hide
His allure for a possible bride
Leave sensible folk horrified
We hate him, if you couldn't tell
His person, his mind and his smell
We wish him a long stay in Hell
We've sent Henry Farnham some bones
And sev'ral CDs of loud groans
In the hope that he'll cancel our loans
So please, Henry Farnham, we say
We're gathered to send you away
Yet somehow we all hope you'll stay
Contributors: | Nym, Apsley, loaf, Juan of the Pines. |
Poem finished: | 29th May 2006 by Apsley. |