Inbred Heirloom
To generate hysteria, the Queen declared the area
Surrounding sundry monuments to be a hairy eminence
Where certain of her citizens could take to task the denizens
Of Latvia and Serbia - of Portsmouth and North Korea:
"We see" she noted loftily "that they have sneaked in craftily"
Yet let the dastards penetrate! We'll forcibly defenestrate
All those who'd overthrow the Crown; they shall themselves be overthrown
and then consigned unto my dungeon!" she laughed, her toilet plunger plungin'
The Queen, you see, was quite insane, the product of an inbred brain
Contributors: | Nym, Apsley, loaf, Chevalier, Kevin Andrew Murphy, Juan of the Pines. |
Poem finished: | 30th May 2006 by Anon.. |