Ibstokon, Who Prefers All Comers
The prunes were laid out, row on row,
Yet not a one caught fire
Unusually, because, you know
The table had not ceased to glow
Despite the magic lantern show
And Ottiline's desire
She watched them dimly, from the barn,
Intent on hatching flame
Amongst their midst, because, she felt,
The table soon should start to melt
If sparks could catch the one she'd dealt
The fiery arrow's aim
No wisp of smoke, nor plume of flame
Betrayed her surest strike
And this occurred, because, of course
The complications of remorse
Gave pruney skins the moral force
That decent folk dislike
The prunes she hated, one and all,
And, as they singed to ash
And other kinds of dross withal,
Young Ottiline left for the Ball
Via the doorway in the hall
And flung the cinders in the trash
Contributors: | Apsley, loaf, Nym, Juan of the Pines, Arnold the Sly Ape, Roland, Janet of Shine Up. |
Poem finished: | 6th June 2006 by loaf. |