Complicated Whimper
When cloning pigs or kangaroos
Be careful not to mix them up
The same for birds and cockapoos
'Cause who could love a flying pup?
A cow that baas, a sheep that moos
Might also voice its angst with boos
When frying lint or navel fluff
Be careful not to let them burn
The same for all that other stuff
'Cause who could know just when to turn?
When lightly scorched and smoked enough
It goes quite well with pastry (puff).
When pickling tea or lemonade
Be careful not to over-salt
The same for everything that's made
'Cause who could mar such true gestalt?
A sprig of dill, a spritz of Raid
Shall make you king of all surveyed
When planning regicide or tea
Be careful not to overkill
Both tasks require subtlety
'Cause who could foot the damage bill?
When fleeing, squeal your Grand Marquis
For no one likes a Regency.
| Contributors: | F, Nym, Kansas Sam, Chevalier, will h, Helen Owly, Kevin Andrew Murphy. |
| Poem finished: | 14th June 2006 by F. |