Lingerie Throughout
Now harken to a tale so vile
I shudder to recount it
"The Harlot and the Crocodile"
You choose which has the wider smile
Or where, and who will mount it.
The climax of the sordid plot
Drew moans from all its hearers
The interspecies sport was fraught
With pounding like a juggernaut
And there were ceiling mirrors
"Insh'allah! AH!" the Harlot cried
The befuddled croc said, "Huh?"
And then he goggled, horrified,
As from his jaws she deftly pried
Her sex dwarf, Abdulluh.
This little man was four foot two
If measured head to heel
His eyes were red, his hair was blue
He seemed to know just what to do
With "two-foot-four," his eel...
| Contributors: | Kevin Andrew Murphy, F, Kansas Sam, Nym, Chevalier. |
| Poem finished: | 1st July 2006 by F. |