The Spoonbill Generator

So very far from welcome       [loaf ]

Why even stain my "Get Lost" mat?       [Kansas Sam ]

And who would wear my "Red Hat" hat?       [Kevin Andrew Murphy ]

Some Dunce from over there       [loaf ]

It's hardly worth the bother       [Chevalier ]

Why scheme anent "anent", and such?       [Arnold the Sly Ape ]

And whom would my "Don't Touch" badge touch?       [Chevalier ]

When touching is so rare...       [Apsley ]