Such Gravitas Is Wasted
Again, at the cathedral
The jeweled bones of St. Adalbert
Glistened with damp
The acolytes did cartwheels
Cardinals twirled censers like watch chains
And nuns were humped
The Canon did the can-can
Just imagine what the sexton did
Lacking his lamp
The organist played Hendrix
The choir rasped blues a la Janis
As the Jesuits jumped
And so wisely remember
If you turn your back on the altar
You'll suffer a cramp
| Contributors: | Albee, Kevin Andrew Murphy, Apsley, F, Chevalier, Aristotle, jeffmute, Hillbeck. |
| Poem finished: | 28th July 2006 by Chevalier. |