Ravioli Ramblings
Though Cecil balked at Puffy's plan
And Curly said, "Nyuk, nyuk!"
The bourgeoisie of Kazakhstan
Came seriously unstuck
Though Puffy had, with Superglue,
Adhered them once again
The hapless wastrels never knew
The power of the pin
And so they might have left it there
But no, they had to try
To fashion garments spun from hair
Which they would then tie-dye
Reggie Perrin faked his death
Off Lyme Regis, ho!
For twenty days he held his breath
And then did let it go
Though Murray scoffed at Reggie's hoax
He yearned for Reggie's wife
And would guffaw at all her jokes
As if for bitter life
But Emily, of sterner mind,
Determined then and there
To bite the tough and chewy rind
As though she did not care
Then Reggie vomited with rage
When Lois, undeterred,
Displayed his photo in a cage
With horrid verse, unmetered.
| Contributors: | Arnold the Sly Ape, F, Chevalier, Kansas Sam, Nigel Sly, Apsley, jeffmute, Kevin Andrew Murphy. |
| Poem finished: | 29th July 2006 by F. |
