Never. Should We Windsurf
Don't forget to tie your shoes
My nanny warned each morning.
But I ignored her warning
Shoes have Velcro™ now, old bat!
I tried to educate her
And then had to placate her
When I tripped and broke my arm
She dosed me with hard liquor
(But still I tried to kick her.)
She was cold, severe--and yet
The neighbours' boy adored her
Because my daddy whored her
Don't forget to block your hat
My haberdasher muttered.
It was "b-b-block." (He stuttered)
No-one wears a hat these days
Reported my food taster
A consummate time-waster
Baseballs caps are now the trend
Or so my valet chided
But I was undecided
He was mad, unhinged--but then
I caved to all his scolding
Yet beat him with the molding
Don't forget the Rule of Three
The Trinity e-mailed me
Their counsel naught availed me
| Contributors: | F, will h, Chevalier, Kevin Andrew Murphy, Kansas Sam. |
| Poem finished: | 10th August 2006 by F. |