The Spoonbill Generator

A superhero needs a cape       [Kevin Andrew Murphy ]

A sidekick and some tights       [F ]

To help him make a bold escape       [Chevalier ]

And scale the highest heights       [F ]

Or else he's just an honest slob       [Chevalier ]

An everyman, Joe Schmoe       [F ]

Who cannot do his daytime job       [Chevalier ]

Or win at tic-tac-toe       [F ]

So, lest he'd cause the crowds to gape,       [Chevalier ]

And passersby to squirm       [F ]

A superhero needs a cape       [(trad) ]

But not a bad home perm.       [Kevin Andrew Murphy ]