The Cauliflower Nuisance
Demanding menace with a payment,
'Neath the open sky
And then requesting mayonnaise
A dollop in each eye
De l'eau lyonnaise
To shrive each passer-by
Upending trollops with a fillip
In the surging brine
And then ingesting solid waste
From pig and porcupine
O what is the haste
To broach a new design?
| Contributors: | Apsley, loaf, F, Zumpujaw. |
| Poem finished: | 26th September 2006 by Apsley. |