The Spoonbill Generator

Grievances and Remonstrance are my middle names       [Apsley ]

Quoth the Pelican       [Surlaw ]

Fundaments and Rios grand are Venetian ways       [Apsley ]

Some might intimate       [Surlaw ]

Sessions End and Download Loop are diseases rare       [Apsley ]

As the cuckoo flies       [Surlaw ]

Cottage Pie and Fireman's Lift are but Postman's Knock       [Apsley ]

Underneath the Limes       [Surlaw ]

Paederasts and Lesbians are a type of cheese       [Apsley ]

Favoured by the King       [Surlaw ]

Royalty and Circumstance are no friends of ours       [Apsley ]

Since the Flong Report       [Surlaw ]

Chastity and Abstinence are her ready charms       [Apsley ]

On the trampoline       [Surlaw ]

Chok Boi Chong and Egg Surprise are my stir-fry greats       [Apsley ]

Quoth the Pelican       [(trad) ]

Exeats and Freshers' Balls are a kind of scape       [Apsley ]

Some might intimate       [(trad) ]

Ezio and Booga Man are the wights who strum       [Apsley ]

As the cuckoo flies       [Surlaw ]

Spiderman and Ulysses are her all-time greats       [Apsley ]

Underneath the Limes       [(trad) ]

Liver Wort and Anchovies are the meal of choice       [Apsley ]

Favoured by the King       [(trad) ]

Fetish-Gear and Bondage-Hats are the livelong day       [Apsley ]

In the Flong Report       [(trad) ]

Bustiness and Eudicrene are her secret names       [Apsley ]

On the trampoline       [Surlaw ]

Marmite® Toast and Duck Supreme are in short supply       [Apsley ]

Quoth the Pelican       [(trad) ]

Cornish Stool and Shag'n'Shove are the ruling ales       [Apsley ]

Some might intimate       [(trad) ]

Jazz on Three and Late Junction are no worlds apart       [Apsley ]

As the cuckoo flies       [Surlaw ]

'Postman Prat' and 'Womble Bare' walk the dusty streets       [Apsley ]

Underneath the Limes       [Surlaw ]

Sixty-Nine and Doggy-Style are the royal feats       [Apsley ]

Favoured by the King       [(trad) ]

Habbakuk and Solomon are the men of choice       [Apsley ]

Since the Flong Report       [(trad) ]

Fighting Fit and Crystal Clear are her nags to race       [Apsley ]

On the trampoline       [(trad) ]

Grievances and Remonstrance are my middle names       [Apsley ]

Quoth the Pelican       [Surlaw ]

And so said J. S. Bach!       [Apsley ]

Ah, Bach fach!       [D. Thomas ]

Usquebaugh?       [Apsley ]

Pshaw!       [Surlaw ]

Terminit:       [Apsley ]

       [Surlaw ]

Junction-boxes two and five       [Apsley ]

One wire dead, and none alive       [Apsley ]