Watery Flapjacks, Damn It!
Adam and Eve had reason to grieve
When Satan was late for their wedding
Who else, that fine day, would give poor Eve away?
And guide Adam through the first bedding?
Lewis and Clark went off on a lark
To sleep a whole night in the attic
They thought it was best to head for the West
On that point they were most emphatic
Rogers and Hart stole a song from Descartes
Which threw the great man for a loop
"I think, so I am, but who gives a damn,"
(As performed by the late Betty Boop)
| Contributors: | F, Roland, Beefy, Helen Owly, will_h. |
| Poem finished: | 11th December 2004 by Roland. |