The Spoonbill Generator

Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, DAMN!       [Evan]

Where did I put that bloody ham?       [Beefy]

I've yet to find that Cornish Hen       [Evan]

I set it here...but then again       [Helen Owly]

It might just be the medication       [will h]

That I bought you at the station       [Apsley]

Throb, throb, throb, throb, throb, throb, THROB       [Evan]

The heartbeat of my lover, Bob       [F]

Just before his coronary       [will h]

In bed he was extraordinary       [F]

(Could it have been his little pills?)       [will h]

Oh, how I miss the many thrills!       [F]

No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!       [Beefy]

I will not sing 'sol la ti do'       [F]

I do not like that bloody ham       [Evan]

That's just the kind of guy I am       [Beefy]

So take your ham and heart and song       [Evan]

And, like a dogie, git along       [Helen Owly]