The Alphabet Artfully Reconstructed From Bedsprings
Awake! Before the porridge starts to burn!
Arise! Before the worm begins to turn!
Beware! The enemy is close at hand!
Be brave! The time has come to make a stand!
Come here! I need to have you by my side!
Climb on! I want to take you for a ride!
Desist! I've had enough of grief and tears!
Debunk! Beers can rhyme, they say, with biers!
Egad! I never saw so rare a sight!
Evince! I never judge a dentist by his bite!
Forsooth! An E.T. asked me out to lunch!
Forfend! Or I will deal a mighty punch!
Gadzooks! You can't wear that in public, dear!
Good God! We'll never be allowed back here!
Heehaw! You look so funny in the nude!
Ho-hum! We both have outies: Toots, we're screwed!
Ivy! My wife is such a clinging vine!
I know! You'll have to ease her loose with wine!
Jeepers! Poor in Kleenex, rich in snot!
Jello! It's thicker than your novel's plot!
Keep out! We don't like strangers around bere!
Keep still! There's something evil near.
Litchee! Darling, you're one exotic nut!
Kumquat! Come here, you skanky slut!
Motown! Dassn't broke the pattern!
Moxie! Glad we are it's back a'chatter'n'!
Now then! Let's not get too bent out of shape!
Neato! I've swaddled you in masking tape!
Oh dear! I've lost my mother's wedding ring!
Oh no! I also broke her vase ('twas Ming)
Peabrain! You never ask me how I feel!
Pardon? I've asked enough to ape your squeal!
Quite so! I've said enough to prove my case!
Queue up! This spectacle is a disgrace!
Rescind! For there's no need to break my heart!
Revive! I'm knocked unconscious by your fart!
Shut up! I know exactly what you think!
Speak out! For truth is found in drink!
Tic-tacs! Sometimes I shove them up my nose!
T-Rex! Was killed by a comet, don't ya know!
Up yours! Just leave my Antichrist alone!
Urdu! That's what I speak when on the phone!
Violins! I seem to hear them closing in!
Volte face! I'll drown the buggers with gin!
Woo hoo! There's still one doughnut left!
Whoa! You're sporting quite some heft!
Xmas! Soon it will be here again!
Xbox! It's what I bought my lover, Ben!
Yahoo! It's almost time to go to bed!
Yeeee-Haaaa! I think that's what the cowboy said.
Zowee! Dearth of drivel I portend!
Zip up! Seems that we have reached the end!
Contributors: | dkb, F, Beefy, Helen Owly, Kansas Sam, Will H, Dassn't Say, sarajo, P, Karin. |
Poem finished: | 22nd February 2005 by Karin. |