The Spoonbill Generator

Stalk the streets of Serenissima       [Apsley]

To obtain the best Meow Mix       [Arnold the Sly Ape]

To hunt for nursery bricks       [Roland]

To brandish Forty Licks       [Arnold the Sly Ape]

For the dearest kiss of enema       [Apsley]

That sticks       [Roland]

In the back streets near new La Fenice       [Apsley]

We gunned the prompt-boy down       [Roland]

In Winter in that town       [Apsley]

And hamstrung every clown       [Roland]

Whose levee burst like Venice       [Arnold the Sly Ape]

With a frown       [Roland]