Elixirs Of Godknows What
I took a sip. I didn't know
That you had mixed in cookie dough
It wasn't bad. I added gin.
Then served it to your next of kin
Who shed a tear. 'Twas plain to see
That Gouda still it lacked - and Brie
As well as oyster crackers and
A dash of Liquid Plumber brand
Vermouth and pepper, too, I thought
Should make it sassy, make it hot!
It started then to foam and smoke
Atop the stove. Then someone spoke
"Perhaps a touch of Triple Sec?"
Then came the answer: "What the heck!"
"Now stir, don't shake," said Mr. Bond
(Of whom we are extremely fond)
He dipped his tongue into the mix
And dropped down dead. At ten to six
We poured it down the drain, alas
It formed a awful, smelly mass
"Let's try again," said Uncle Bill
But who knows if we really will?
| Contributors: | will h, F, Chevalier, Kansas Sam, Nym. |
| Poem finished: | 12th May 2006 by will h. |