They Taught Pointless Rules
Onto Oban, with a snail,
although you have a tale
Once penned by A. T. Smail
In the iceberg, carve a hole
To show that you are hale,
Albeit on the dole
By Loch Awe, recite a dirge
Ere your mortal sin you purge
With some soulful caustic splurge
In the ocean, cast a stone
That the soul may urge
Sinners to atone
| Contributors: | Apsley, Anon., Chevalier, Roland, cools, Surlaw, daka. |
| Poem finished: | 19th March 2007 by Apsley. |